Hot Dog, a small dog-shaped hot dog with a mustard squiggle, sitting on a plate outside a closed hot dog stand at night, a trail of smoking paw prints behind him
Hot Dog
CASOON

Fresh from the danger plate

Hot
Dog

Small dog. Severe serving temperature.

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Heat Pattern

The reading starts high and becomes less useful near the mustard. Every route away from the plate ends in another warm paw print.

Ticker$HOTDOG
Core temperatureOff the useful scale
FootprintLightly seared on contact
MustardStill holding its shape
BedtimeAfter the smoke clears

Dinner Service

Hot Dog was served once and has refused to cool since. The bun remains remarkably calm. The mustard keeps its form through pure concentration. Wherever he settles, the plate warms, the table sighs, and four small toasted footprints remain. He is not angry. He is simply dinner at an unsafe emotional temperature. Water only makes him steam politely.

Hot Dog on his plate, a bun with a sausage face, floppy ears and a stripe of mustard

Hot Dog

Let dinner cool itself.